You're almost there! You want me to sell you this fucking pen? Naomi Lapaglia: Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Mark Hanna: Wow. Privacy Policy Right there? Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Jordan Belfort: The Cerebral Palsy phase. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. No, baby. Naomi Lapaglia: You're gonna miss it! The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. You're a father now, Jordan. What the fuck is going on out here? You were calling her name in your sleep! See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. They all want something for nothing. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. And Robbie, who sold anything he can get his hands on, mostly weed. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Pick up the phone and start dialing! But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Donnie Azoff: Yeah. What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Fuck you! And I choose rich every fuckin' time. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. You fucking bitch! Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? I don't understand. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. We are here to make money! Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Sides? You hear me? It's his first day on Wall Street. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: I don't even know who Venice is. Jordan Belfort: Did you? Jordan Belfort: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Write your name down on that napkin for me. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. I'm a mutt. You're a sick man! Alden Kupferberg: and the Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Fuck you! The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Like, "Run free!" Oh, Jesus Christ. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. I don't wanna die, Jordan! One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Sell me this pen! Don't watch with family, seriously. Get off me! I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Jordan Belfort: I haven't eaten all day. After they left I checked the apartment. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? Huh? Technically, you do work for me. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . I'm gonna kill myself. Jordan Belfort: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Manny Riskin: it doesnt exist. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Brad: Well, we don't work for you, man! The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Donnie! You know what my lawyer said? Yeah. Mayday! Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Jordan Belfort: The show goes on! Jordan Belfort: You hear me? Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Patrick Denham: Twice a day. Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? There's no nobility in poverty. What's he doing? But thats not because youre a failure. Its fairy dust. Look at yourself! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Jordan Belfort: [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: It's flooded! Donnie Azoff: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. GET OFF THE PHONE! This is what you do? That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Naomi Lapaglia: Whoa! People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Donnie Azoff: And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Mark Hanna: I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? You have to excuse my friend. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Go at it. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Jordan Belfort: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. I fucking hate you, Jordan! All right, get the fuck off my boat. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Like, um, three or four. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Coming Soon, Regal It's not like Look. When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. What kind of person are you? Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Give me one for the nerves! Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? Oh, hey! Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Jordan Belfort: "Fuck this, shit that. Perfect Hildy Azoff: Quotes By Jordan Belfort. [dubious] They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. See. Brad, show them how it's done. Donnie Azoff: Yes, I think it's true. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Max Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know? I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" Yeah I'm sure. You could pay off your mortgage. I gotta tell you. Donnie Azoff: We require immediate assistance! When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir. He's just warning everybody. Dont worry, it wont take long. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm pretty fucking sure. Jordan Belfort: Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Mark Hanna: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. I want you to fuck me real hard. Right! See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Jesus Christ. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Three or four times, maybe five. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jesus Christ. Champagne. I did a lot of bad shit. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Jordan Belfort: Donnie and I were going out on our own. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Donnie Azoff: 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Naomi Lapaglia: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Its a place for killers. John: Get those fucking ludes! A former model and Miller Lite girl. I'm sure. Jordan Belfort: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Jordan Belfort: Brad: She even hired a gay butler. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Are you out of your fucking mind? The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Get away from the window! It's wonderful. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Where's my kiss? Jordan Belfort: Sell me that pen. Jordan Belfort: You people are all shit out of luck. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? I'm sure. It's three feet of water down there. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Yeah. But, But what was wrong with that? Does that ring a bell? They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Donnie Azoff: And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Jordan Belfort: Honey, you okay? Power. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: People tend to give up. Jordan Belfort: S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. But he didn't go along with us. In the bedroom? Naomi Lapaglia: Bears. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, Jordan Belfort: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Jordan Belfort: Coming Soon. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? Hold on! Get the ludes downstairs! Max Belfort: Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Regal With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. I'm still hard. That conniving twat! Look! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Mark Hanna: And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Naomi Lapaglia: You wanna fuck me? Donnie Azoff: That's not why I do it. Mark Hanna: WHY? Naomi Lapaglia: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Dwayne: Oh baby. You understand? Get off. [reacting to market crash] Oh come on, baby. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? It's a joke! My name is Jordan Belfort. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. Jordan Belfort: Teresa Petrillo: This right here is the land of opportunity. It's a whazy. Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. You're in the fucking minor leagues. I can't untie you! This is the greatest company in the world! Oh my God! Right? Jordan Belfort: Stratton Oakmont. It was like mainlining adrenaline. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Jordan Belfort: There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness.
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